Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters
i was bored so i drew a sexy cheez-it
animals tend to resemble their owners
LOSING MY SHIT
im gunNA VOMIT
"Of course you have left overs that looks fucking gross" I LOST IT THERE
reblog for easter
I’M GOING TO POST AN EMBARRASSING STORY WHO WANTS TO HEAR IT?!
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
with a period, end of story.
perhaps you’re just marrying a norman
I thought it just said DO
gf: babe come over
me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky
gf: my parents are out
You had to come up with a really specific story just to use that gif